[ MUSIC ]
>> WH--WAIT!
GOOCH, SCHWOZ, DON'T LEAVE!
>> BYE!
>> LET'S TRY TO CHEER RAY UP!
>> LATER!
>> OH, COME ON, GUYS,
YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK BACK AT ME?
AW.
>> WHAT ARE GOOCH AND SCHWOZ
RUNNING FROM?
>> RAY.
BECAUSE HE'S IN
A REALLY BAD MOOD.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE IT'S
HIS SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
>> SUPER...
>> THE ANNIVERSARY
OF WHEN HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD,
WHEN HE GOT DENSITIZED
AND BECAME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
>> OOH, FUN,
WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.
>> NO.
>> I MEAN "NO."
BUT WHY NOT?
>> RAY HATES
HIS SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE WHEN RAY'S DAD
REALIZED HE WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE,
HE TOOK HIM OUT OF SCHOOL
AND STARTED TRAINING HIM
TO BE A SUPERHERO.
>> YEAH?
>> AND NOW HE FEELS LIKE
HE MISSED OUT ON ALL THE FUN
OF BEING A NORMAL KID.
>> AW, THAT'S SO SAD.
>> YEAH.
HE NEVER GOT TO GO CAMPING,
RIDE ROLLER COASTERS.
HE NEVER EVEN LEARNED
HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
>> HMM.
MY UNCLE ROSCO NEVER LEARNED
HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
>> HOW COME?
>> BECAUSE WHEN HE WAS A KID
HE ALREADY WEIGHED 400 POUNDS.
THE BIKES JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT.
>> POOR BIKES.
[ BELL RINGS ]
HEY.
NEED SOME HELP?
>> I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF I COULD TRY OUT
THAT PIANO OVER THERE.
>> SURE, GO AHEAD.
OH, WILL YOU HELP ME
ORGANIZE THESE BAMBOO--
>> HEY, HEY, HEY.
WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET OUT HERE?
>> OH, IT'S JUST A CUSTOMER
CHECKING OUT THE PIANO.
>> HEY! HEY, YOU!
HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED HOW TO PLAY
THAT CRUMMY SONG YET?
[ CRIES ]
>> RAY.
>> MUST YOU TORTURE
THE CHILDREN?
>> AH, JUST FORGET EVERYTHING.
STUPID SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
THIS KNOB IS STILL LOOSE!
OH.
[ MUMBLING ]
>> WELL, I SEE WHY
GOOCH AND SCHWOZ
GOT OUT OF HERE.
>> I KNOW, RIGHT?
>> EXCUSE ME, KIDS.
I LEFT $8,000
IN A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
>> NO.
>> SORRY.
>> AH.
OH NO.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
>> NO.
WHO STILL READS NEWSPAPERS?
IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
>> MY DAD WAS
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
>> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
>> AND BY ACCIDENT,
HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH!
>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE
AND MET
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTECT
THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME...
>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...
>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.
>> CAPTAIN MAN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT
BEING A SUPERHERO
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.
>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
>> I, HENRY HART...
>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER
TELL ANYONE...
>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S
SECRET SIDEKICK.
>> IT IS DONE.
>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
>> AND FIGHT CRIME.
>> FEELS GOOD.
>> CALL IT.
>> UP THE TUBE!
OH, MY BOOT.
>> HA!
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
OR DINGS ]
>> CAN I TAKE OFF
MY BLINDFOLD NOW?
>> NO.
>> BUT I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
>> DON'T WORRY.
>> WE'RE NOT GOING
TO LET YOU FALL.
>> CAN'T I JUST--
AH!
AH.
>> DID YOU--
>> I THOUGHT--
>> SO THIS IS THE SURPRISE?
YOU GUYS BLINDFOLD ME
AND TRY TO KILL ME?
>> NO.
>> SORRY, OUR BAD.
ALL RIGHT, RAY.
>> NOW, WHIP OFF THAT BLINDFOLD.
>> BOTH: HAPPY
SUPER ANNIVERSARY!
>> I DON'T GET IT.
>> YOU ARE GOING
TO HAVE THE ULTIMATE
KID'S WEEKEND OF FUN.
>> WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? >> SINCE YOU MISSED OUT
ON BEING A REAL KID...
>> THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GOING
TO DO ALL THE FUN KID STUFF
YOU MISSED OUT ON.
>> WHAT? REALLY?
>> YEAH.
LOOK, WE GOT CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
>> TICKETS TO SIX POLES
OVER SWELLVIEW.
>> A COOL NEW BIKE.
>> WHOA.
HOLD UP.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
>> GOOCH TOLD US.
>> SO WE'RE GOING TO TEACH YOU.
>> HONEST?
>> TOTALLY.
>> YEAH.
>> HEY, YOU EVEN GOT US
MATCHING T-SHIRTS.
>> YEP.
>> UH-HUH.
FOR RAY'S WEEKEND OF FUM.
>> FUM?
>> THE T-SHIRT STORE MESSED UP.
>> OH, OKAY.
BUT WHY ARE THERE
FIVE T-SHIRTS?
>> TELL RAY WHO'S COMING.
>> OUR FRIEND JASPER
AND HENRY'S LITTLE SISTER,
PIPER.
>> AW, NO. WHY?
>> WELL, PIPER
SPRAINED HER ANKLE.
>> SO?
>> SHE'S ON CRUTCHES.
SO WHEN WE GET TO SIX POLES,
WE GET TO GO TO THE FRONT
OF THE LINE FOR ALL THE RIDES.
>> AH.
AND WHY ARE WE BRINGING
YOUR BUCKET-LOVING FRIEND
WITH THE SWEATY HANDS?
>> BECAUSE THAT'S JASPER'S
CAMPING STUFF.
>> AND WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM,
HE'S A LOT OF FUM.
>> NOW, PUT ON YOUR T-SHIRT
AND LET THE FUM BEGIN.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS
ARE REALLY SWEET
TO DO ALL THIS FOR ME.
IS IT REALLY TIME FOR ME
TO PUT ON MY SPECIAL T-SHIRT?
>> SURE.
>> YEAH, GET IN THERE.
[ BELL RINGING ]
SOMEONE'S RINGING
THE BELL UPSTAIRS.
>> I'LL CHECK IT.
AH, IT'S JASPER AND PIPER.
I'LL LET THEM IN.
[ DOOR BUZZES ]
>> THIS ONE MIGHT BE PIPER'S.
>> MOVE, I'M INJURED.
>> PUSHY.
HEY, HENRY, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> HURRY UP!
>> YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I WOULD
LOVE TO HAVE MY OWN STORE.
>> YAWN.
>> HEY, THERE'S A BUNCH
OF SWITCHES BACK HERE.
OH, THIS ONE SAYS
"DINOSAUR FLAMES."
YEAH. I DID THAT.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW.
>> OOH, THIS ONE SAYS
"RELEASE DRUM SET."
I WONDER WHAT THAT DOES.
>> YOU ALMOST DROPPED
AN ENTIRE DRUM SET ON MY HEAD.
>> NOT AN ENTIRE DRUM SET.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY CYMBALS.
WEIRD.
THIS ONE SAYS
"EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN."
HMM.
>> DON'T FLIP THAT LEVER.
>> HEY.
I'M THE BIG BOY HERE.
[ ALARM BUZZING ]
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HOPE
IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
>> WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I FLIPPED THE LEVER.
>> WELL, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO FLIP THE LEVER.
>> I SHOULD'VE LISTENED.
>> THERE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> GO SEE IF THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
>> OKAY.
>> ON IT.
[ ZAPPING ]
>> OW. THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
>> NO WAY.
[ ZAPPING ]
OW. THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
>> HENRY, TRY THE BIG SPROCKET.
CHARLOTTE, GO SEE
IF THE SECRET DOOR OPENS.
>> DAH, IT WON'T GO UP.
>> WHY WON'T THIS DOOR OPEN?
>> AH.
>> WHAT?
THE TUBE'S NOT WORKING EITHER?
>> NOPE.
WE'RE ON EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IT'S PART
OF OUR SECURITY SYSTEM.
IF SOME CRIMINAL FINDS OUT
THAT I WORK DOWN HERE
AND TRIES TO FORCE HIS WAY IN,
GOOCH CAN FLIP A SWITCH UPSTAIRS
AND LOCK THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN.
>> BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE
UPSTAIRS NOW ARE PIPER AND...
>> BOTH: JASPER.
>> WHO YOU CALLING?
>> JASPER.
TO LET HIM KNOW TO FLIP--
>> NOPE.
>> WHAT?
>> EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN MODE
BLOCKS ALL TRANSMITTERS
AND RECEIVERS,
INCLUDING CELL PHONES.
>> PIPER, BE QUIET.
I'M TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
>> BUT MY PHONE'S
NOT GETTING ANY SIGNAL.
>> WELL, TRY MOVING AROUND.
[ ZAPPING ] OW.
[ ZAPPING ] AH.
YOU SEE THAT?
IT'S LIKE A FORCE FIELD
BLOCKING ME FROM...
HEY. YOU'RE WALKING
WITHOUT YOUR CRUTCHES.
>> SO?
>> YOU DON'T HAVE
A SPRAINED ANKLE.
>> DER.
>> WHY'D YOU LIE?
>> BECAUSE WE'RE GOING
TO SIX POLES
TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS,
AND WHEN YOU'RE ON CRUTCHES
THEY LET YOU CUT
TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
>> YOU'RE SO BAD.
>> CAN'T YOU CANCEL
THE LOCK DOWN?
>> ARG. NO.
NOT FOR 48 HOURS.
>> THAT'S TWO DAYS.
>> YES, YOUR MATH IS PERFECT.
>> WELL, I DON'T GET
WHY WE CAN'T JUST--
>> LISTEN.
THE LOCK DOWN IS ON A TIMER.
ONCE YOU FLIP THAT SWITCH,
THIS WHOLE PLACE
IS LIKE A BANK VAULT
SEALED TIGHT.
NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT.
AND THERE'S NOTHING
ON THIS EARTH
THAT CAN CHANGE THAT.
EXCEPT FOR SCHWOZ,
AND HE'S WITH GOOCH
IN PALM SPRINGS.
>> SO, UPSTAIRS, JUNK-N-STUFF
IS ON LOCK DOWN, TOO?
>> UH-HUH.
>> WHICH MEANS JASPER AND PIPER
ARE TRAPPED UP THERE TOGETHER.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> YOU TRIED TO KILL ME
WITH DRUMS.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> AND JUST ONE MORE BATTERY
T OY TO CONNECT. >> OKAY. THE PANEL'S ALL SET.
>> GOOD.
NOW, HOPEFULLY THESE BATTERIES
WILL PRODUCE ENOUGH POWER
TO GET ONE TUBE WORKING
SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.
>> WHO'S GOING UP THE TUBE?
>> IT HAS TO BE CHARLOTTE.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
MUCH POWER HERE,
AND SHE'S THE LIGHTEST.
>> YEAH.
CHUBBY.
>> OKAY, CHARLOTTE,
GET UP THERE.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TELL ME TWICE.
>> YOU BETTER COME BACK FOR US.
>> AND BRING A PIZZA.
>> A BIG PIZZA.
>> LET'S JUST GET ME
OUT OF HERE FIRST.
>> STAND BY.
GOOD.
NOW, GO FOR IT.
>> UP THE TUBE!
>> INCREASE SUCKAGE!
>> INCREASING SUCKAGE!
>> BYE!
>> IT WORKED.
BOTH: BOOM.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
OOF.
UGH.
>> YOU DIDN'T GET THE BIG PIZZA.
>> NO I DIDN'T GET
THE BIG PIZZA.
>> OPEN.
[ ZAPPING ] GAH.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING ] GAH.
>> PIPER, GET BACK IN HERE.
>> UGH.
THE ELEVATOR WON'T OPEN.
>> SO?
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE THAT ELEVATOR GOES.
>> I KNOW IT GOES AWAY FROM YOU
AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN
AND RELAX?
>> I HAVEN'T HAD PHONE SERVICE
IN EIGHT HOURS.
I CAN'T CHECK MY TEXTS
OR MY TWIT-FLASH.
THINGS ARE TRENDING
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
>> INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME,
DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE BETTER
IF WE TALK ABOUT
OUR FOOD SITUATION?
>> YEAH, I'M STARVING.
>> ME TOO.
>> SO, WHAT'S
OUR FOOD SITUATION?
>> WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
>> DAH.
>> DON'T WORRY--
>> WE ALL BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE THOSE TWO
KILL EACH OTHER.
>> THEY WON'T KILL EACH OTHER.
SHE'LL KILL HIM.
>> I KNEW I NEVER
SHOULD'VE GOT EXCITED
ABOUT MY DUMB SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
>> HEY.
I'M REALLY SORRY JASPER
GOT US TRAPPED DOWN HERE.
>> AND RUINED THE FUN WEEKEND
WE HAD PLANNED FOR YOU.
>> IT'S NOT YOUR GUYS' FAULT.
MY SUPER ANNIVERSARY IS CURSED.
>> HEY.
MAYBE THE WEEKEND'S NOT RUINED.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> ALL THE STUFF WE PLANNED
FOR YOUR SUPER ANNIVERSARY
CAN STILL HAPPEN RIGHT HERE
IN THE MAN CAVE.
>> NO IT CAN'T.
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
>> WORDS.
WE GOT ALL THIS COOL STUFF
WE BROUGHT AND THERE'S
OTHER JUNK AROUND HERE
WE CAN USE.
>> KID--
>> WE CAN STILL GO CAMPING,
JUST INDOORS.
THERE'S EVEN ENOUGH ROOM
DOWN HERE TO TEACH RAY
HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
>> HIS ENTHUSIASM'S INFECTIOUS.
>> WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAY?
>> I SAY...
LET'S HAVE SOME FUM.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> DON'T LET GO.
DON'T LET GO.
>> YOU'RE FINE.
>> YOU'RE ALSO INDESTRUCTIBLE.
>> WELL, I STILL
DON'T WANT TO FALL.
>> JUST LOOK AHEAD,
KEEP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT,
YOUR BUTT RIGID,
AND PUMP YOUR LEGS
UNTIL YOU GET TO CHARLOTTE.
>> OKAY.
I'M RIDING.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING.
>> COME ON,
JUST GIVE ME ONE BAR.
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GET A SIGNAL.
>> I HAVE TO TRY.
>> WELL, AFTER I FINISH
PUTTING THIS DRUM SET TOGETHER,
I'M GOING TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
>> HOW?
>> I'LL PLAY THEM REALLY LOUD.
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL HEAR,
CALL THE COPS TO COMPLAIN,
THEN THEY'LL COME
BUST DOWN THAT DOOR
AND SAVE US.
>> EVEN YOUR GOOD IDEAS
SOUND BAD.
>> NOW, AS SOON
AS I START PLAYING,
YOU START YELLING,
"HELP. HELP US."
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> AND...
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
>> HELP.
HELP US.
>> OKAY, RAY.
NO TRAINING WHEELS.
>> READY?
>> LOCKED AND LOADED, BABY.
>> OKAY.
>> DO IT.
>> YOU GOT IT.
>> YES.
>> YOU'RE DOING IT, RAY.
>> I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING ON TWO WHEELS.
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
>> AH!
[ CRASHING ]
I'M OKAY.
>> OKAY, PIPER, READY?
>> FOR WHAT?
>> I'M GOING TO PLAY THE DRUMS
AS LOUD AS I CAN,
AND YOU SCREAM FOR HELP.
>> WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO?
>> YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE,
SO YOUR PHONE WILL WORK?
OR YOU WANT TO STAY TRAPPED
IN HERE WITH ME ALL NIGHT?
>> HELP!
>> AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
>> HELP!
>> WE NEED SOMEBODY!
>> HELP!
>> ANYBODY!
>> BOTH: HELP!
>> THAT IS THE WORST COVER
OF "HELP" I'VE EVER HEARD.
>> HELP!
>> RAY, COME ON, WE'RE READY.
>> OOH.
>> WELCOME TO...
>> BOTH: SIX POLES
OVER SWELLVIEW.
>> YOU READY TO RIDE THE FLUME?
>> YEAH.
WHAT'S A FLUME?
>> JUST GET IN THE LOG.
>> THAT'S A COOLER.
>> PRETEND IT'S A LOG.
>> I'LL GET IN THE LOG.
>> GET IN THERE.
>> OKAY.
>> DO NOT PULL THAT YET.
>> LIKE THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
NOW WHAT?
>> PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS
AND FEET INSIDE THE LOG
AT ALL TIMES.
MANTENGA LOS MANOS
Y LOS PIES ADENTRO DEL TRONCO
EN TODO MOMENTO, POR FAVOR.
>> GRACIAS!
>> NOW, PULL THE PIN!
>> AH.
>> SPLASH.
>> YES.
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUM.
>> I'M SO HUNGRY.
>> I COULD EAT ANYTHING.
PIPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> SHUT UP, PIZZA.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CAMPING
INVOLVED MARSHMALLOWS AND FIRE.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
>> YEAH.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S COOL
TO HAVE THIS FIRE IN HERE?
>> OH YEAH.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT,
AND I'M SUPERVISING
THIS ACTIVITY.
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT
NO KID SHOULD EVER TRY THIS
WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION?
>> EXACTLY.
>> SO, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
>> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
THE WEEKEND WE PLANNED.
>> ARE YOU TWO KIDDING ME?
THIS IS AMAZING.
YOU GUYS TAUGHT ME HOW TO RIDE
AND CRASH A BIKE.
YOU SHOWED ME WHAT RIDING
A FLUME IS LIKE.
WE'RE CAMPING.
>> YEAH.
AND I BET WE HELPED YOU FORGET
THAT YOU NEVER HAD
A NORMAL CHILDHOOD.
>> YEAH.
UNTIL YOU SAID THAT.
>> UH-OH.
>> WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHTS?
>> THE GENERATORS
MUST BE GIVING OUT.
THERE MIGHT BE A FLASHLIGHT
IN THAT CABINET OVER THERE.
>> I'LL CHECK.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
>> WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?
>> A CLOCK WITH WIRES
COMING OUT OF IT.
>> LET ME SEE THAT.
>> THERE'S SOMETHING
WRITTEN ON THE BACK.
>> THIS IS SCHWOZ'S HANDWRITING.
"LOCK DOWN TIMER. DO NOT TOUCH."
>> TIMER?
YOU SAID THE LOCK DOWN
WAS 48 HOURS.
>> AND THAT NOTHING
COULD CHANGE THAT.
>> YEAH, BUT IF THIS CLOCK
IS THE TIMER
FOR THE LOCK DOWN...
>> TRY MOVING THE HANDS FORWARD.
[ BUZZING ]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
>> THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
>> SO DOES MY SPROCKET.
>> BYE!
UP THE TUBE!
>> I'VE NEVER EVER
BEEN THIS HUNGRY.
>> WHY ARE THEY STILL UP THERE?
CAN'T THEY LEAVE NOW
SINCE THE LOCK DOWN IS OVER?
>> YEAH, BUT I THINK
THEY'RE DELIRIOUS WITH HUNGER.
>> OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
>> WHAT?
>> IF YOU LET ME
EAT YOUR THUMB,
I'LL LET YOU EAT MY THUMB.
>> DEAL.
>> DEAR GOD.
>> THEY'RE GOING
TO EAT EACH OTHERS' THUMBS.
>> WE BETTER GET UP THERE.
>> LET'S BLOW AND GO.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> STOP EATING THAT THUMB!
>> IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
>> AND KID DANGER.
>> YES, WE ARE.
WHY...
WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT US
LIKE THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WHY...
WHY ARE THEY COMING TOWARD US?
>> I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THEY LOOK HUNGRY.
>> RUN.
[ OVEN BELL ]